Posts Tagged ‘DPF’

Yeah, that’s smart DPF…

March 2, 2008

What’s DPF playing at?  It’s fairly clear he’s trying to reposition his blog away from its historically liberal position and has been frantically dog-whistling conservative material for weeks now.  But, as we’ve noted on numerous occasions previously, National’s big problem this is year is coalition partnering.  We’ve previously observed the stupidity of National’s former leader, Don Brash, and his cronies (most of whom are still on the National front bench), trying to sweep clean the centre right space and make it exclusive to National.  We’ve also paid some grudging credit to Key who seems more willing to entertain the prospect of dealing with rather than dealing to minor parties.  So what’s DPF doing ragging on NZFirst so frequently?  If he’s not bagging Winston, it’s crap like his recent post about the NZFirst President and a mildly embarrassing photo. What gives?  Is DPF so woefully ignorant of MMP politics after all these years?

An initial informal statement on matters of inconsequence

January 21, 2008

NZ’s blogosphere is uproarious tonight with the unbelievable pronouncement that the Standard is left-wing and is supported by workers!

Farrar’s exposed the awkward truth to all, well at least a half-dozen angry 18 year-olds and an undetermined number of members of the Parnell usenet survivors and LAQC owners club. Amongst the carnage is a couple of notably ridiculous claims about this site. Notable because to be true, Helen Clark needed to be simultaneously leading Auckland students in a protest against the Boer war, texting during the Queen’s high-tea, chairing Cabinet, speeding to the footy and launching a dot-com…

So let’s clear a few things up. We dead-set love the Standard. They’re funny, smart and better at writing complete sentences than all of the RW nut-jobs put together (’cept Ranapia, a prissy little queen he might be and radio he should not do, but the boy can write). We love the Standard but we’ve got our own gig - someone suggested we should merge a while back and appealing as it was, it’s not for us.

We’re neither ninth floor staffers nor union-hacks… frankly some of us have stronger links to the Country Women’s Club. I’ll vote Labour 9 times out of ten, maybe more, and I’ve got mates in the party but I’ve got mates in National and ACT too (not so many in ACT since they closed more branches than the Post Office did in the ’80s).

We do this ’cause we give a damn about the country and worry about the prospect of Murray McCully , Lockwood, Nick Smith and Simon Power fucking it all up again (I worry about whatsherface the welfare spokeswomen too, she’s smart enough to be a real shocker). We’ve got our concerns about Labour but we voice them in private (mostly). No party is perfect; none. The issue is who’s the better of the two (or three) most of the time and on that score, I’m clear (Icky and Zos have usually gone to sleep by the time we reach this point in the conversation and Wat’s still trying to graph it).

Will this little spat make it into the morning press? God, wouldn’t it be ridiculous if it did!

DPF is a hard-copy spammer

December 20, 2007

Well it looks like a nice day here in paradise. I’ve just found an early opening internet cafe near where I am staying - which was lucky. Coffee and croissant in hand, I checked my mail, the news and then Kiwiblog and our site. I just snorted coffee out of my nose reading the hilarious hypocrisy of Farrar.

Yesterday, as other readers have noted, Farrar and his loathsome mate - the self confessed pornographer - started erecting ugly, abusive billboards that horribly made light of the suffering of others by equating our quaint political squabbles (and that’s what they are) with the very real suffering of those oppressed by nasty dictatorships. Talk about losing perspective. Farrar has clearly gone too far. He’s lost all judgement. We expected this of his ignorant chumbo - but, frankly, I thought DPF valued his reputation a little more. Turns out I was wrong.

Back to the snorting coffee. This morning I see DPF is back hammering on spammers and so are his monkey commenters. The huge irony of DPF worrying about spam the day after going public on his ownership of a disgusting billboard campaign was just too delicious.

What’s the definition of spam? Uninvited, unhelpful promotional material - often with a pornographic or lascivious dimension. And Davey’s billboards? Are they not uninvited, ugly promotional material foisted on the public? Like spam, these billboards inflict their message on you whether or not you agree or want to have a political message rammed down your throat. These boards are not even purposeful. The Bill has been passed, DPF *says* he is not doing this for the benefit of any political party - so the boards can’t even justify themselves as being part of an informative campaign. Let’s face it, DPF’s billboards are just spiteful and nasty.

Now the public have no choice but to look at DPF’s stupid mate’s idea of a joke.

DPF has revealed himself to be no more than a cheap and nasty “hard-copy spammer”. And as DPF likes to pretend: I actually do think ALL spammers are low-life scum bags.

Link-blogging: Outted again

December 20, 2007

Oliver Woods’ Quest for Security blog is left-leaning but non-aligned, with a focus on economic nationalism. He posted yesterday supporting the EFB and taking aiming Davey’s new billboards:

They’re funny, but the real problem is that the person running this campaign is none other than National Party blogger and office-holder David Farrar. (Read on.)

Hmmmm:Paragon of free speech?

December 16, 2007

I see (using the frankly astonishingly brilliant Aggregator) that DPF recently deleted a comment from Ghost Who Walks. I only realised there had been a deletion when AndrewW referred to. It was only after Andrew’s reference that DPF came clean about the deletion. GWW’s comment was in response to DPF’s little post about being stopped at a drink-driving stop.

So what was GWW’s heinous crack? Well, all he suggested was that Davey’s action of having a few whiskeys before driving seemed to sit uncomfortably with the, “if you drink and drive you’re a bloody idiot,” campaign of a few year’s ago. I don’t think GWW was being too offensive about the point and I don’t really understand DPF’s sensitivity. DPF’s post was about how we should be doing more to stop drunk drivers and yet he admits to consuming hard liquor before driving (albeit responsibly). I would have thought it totally legitimate for DPF to argue back at GWW that he had indeed acted responsibly and managed his pre-driving drinking to ensure he did not breach the law. Similarly, I think GWW might have been well-placed to argue that DPF should not have drunk at all prior to driving - especially given his party’s tough stance on law and order and DPF’s minor celebrity particular with young students. But instead DPF simply and quietly tried to delete the comment. For the co-founder of the campaign for free speech, this seems more than a little heavy-handed.

Palimpsest

November 21, 2007

DPF has a chuckle about the release of a PDF of the Cabinet paper on the digital strategy because it has viewable deletions. I feel for the bureaucrat responsible - because it’s an easy mistake to make.

Despite DPF’s schadenfreude, it’s probably a situation Davey can relate to.  Let’s face it, Kiwiblog is similar to this hapless PDF - only it’s not deletions that are poorly masked on Kiwiblog - it’s the talking points from National HQ that are plain to see.

Vanity overload!

November 2, 2007

Geepers, this has to be some sort of record for a single post:

  • I’m on ZB face off panel this morning
  • Had fun yesterday on the TVNZ Good Morning political panel
  • Was also on ZB news yesterday morning commenting on the reshuffle
  • On Thursday when I read a summary on NZPA of the ZB story, I thought hey they’ve only gone with my negative comment on how Mallard was really promoted not demoted.

No doubt DPF was brought to be the palatable, inoffensive face of conservative politics in New Zealand.

Someone really needs to tell these media monkeys that with DPF they’re getting undiluted spin straight out of National Party HQ.  Hell, they might as well get someone like Chris Simpson (GM of the National Party) at least people would clearly understand where he’s coming from and the level of caution they might want to treat his opinions as being coloured by partisan considerations.

Views on the reshuffle

October 31, 2007

I see DPF is using his new fave reporters to represent the reshuffle as being underwhelming.  Of course, what DPF is a little more coy about is how this is a straight take from the talking points and that the ruse of using the journo comments is to mask the blatant partisan nature of his commentary.  But, we’re not so coy, here’s the exact words of Key’s official press release:

Helen Clark has failed to show leadership by rewarding Trevor Mallard instead of punishing him for his behaviour in Parliament, says National Party Leader John Key.

“Instead of demoting him, she has effectively given him a portfolio promotion by handing him three influential new responsibilities - in addition to retaining his SOEs and Associate Finance roles.

“No fair minded Kiwi would view Trevor Mallard’s portfolio promotion as an exercise in caucus discipline.

“It also makes a mockery of Helen Clark’s claim that Mr Mallard is suffering from stress.  Surely giving him more responsibilities and workload adds to his stress, especially in an area like Environment which is supposedly central to Labour’s re-election plans.

“The reshuffle is a lame exercise in recycling, not renewal.

“The same people are still in charge – Helen Clark and Michael Cullen. They are the same tired old faces singing the same tired old songs.

“I note that Labour’s master strategist, Pete Hodgson, has lost Health, which is an admission of failure in a portfolio that has had billions thrown at it over the past nine years for seemingly little result.”

There is, of course, huge irony in having Key talk about Lame recycling.  He no doubt took soundings about releasing this press release from his long-term parliamentary colleagues: Bill English, Nick Smith, Lockwood Smith, Murray McCully (National’s master strategist), Gerry Brownlee, Tony Ryall, David Carter, Wayne Mapp, Maurice Williamson.

Aside from Power, Collins and Rich - Key’s core executive team is the very epitome of “recycled” and, judging on recent policy announcement gaffes, you’d have to describe them as pretty lame too.

The most exciting thing about the recasting of Cabinet is how it will put tremendous pressure on National.  Key’s front bench is tired and worn and stopped making dents on the government months ago.  A reinvigorated Cabinet lineup will only add to the  pressure on Key to get his own house in order.

Talking about the reshuffle, I was heartened to see Phil Goff, a considerable talent, get Corrections.  National love talking up Goff as a rival to Clark and no doubt they will attempt to represent Corrections as being Clark’s poison chalice.  But hang on, there is a simpler and politically more savvy explanation.  Goff previously managed the Justice/Corrections portfolio when in Opposition to devastating effect.  He was, perhaps, one of the most successful Opposition spokespeople ever on the topic.  He was also a highly successful Justice Minister - overhauling major pieces of legislation like sentencing, parole and bail - all items that had languished under previous National governments fearful of making such sweeping changes. So, as we move into an election phase who else would you get comprehensively on top of the Corrections portfolio safely?

Corrections has been, rightly or wrongly, the only real punches National managed to land earlier this year (putting aside gimmes like Field).  This is due in large part to a combination of the public’s fascination with prisons and the efforts of a very ambitious and hardworking Opposition spokesperson - Simon Power.  But Power’s initial successes have dimmed and he’s looking increasingly like a one-trick pony: scandal chaser.  And while the “if it bleeds it leads” tends to push law and order to the forefront of the media and public’s attention, there’s only so many times you can play that tune without it getting a tad boring.

If Simon Power failed to comprehensively best O’Connor in the Corrections portfolio how do you think he will do with a real heavyweight like Goff?  Simon Power is, as they eloquently say in The Terrace’s cafes,  “fucked”.  No more lazy, half-arsed point scoring or simple minded rumour mongering.  Goff’s  appointment to Corrections when taken with the savvy move to put the powerhouse Annette King into Justice (while retaining Police) effectively nullifies National’s ability to mount a convincing Law and Order line in the lead up to the Election.  Very, very smart politics.

It’s the same with Mallard’s move to Labour.   OK, it’s meant to be a bit of censure (moving down the ranks and losing Education) -  but putting someone like Mallard in Labour has real strategic significance for National.   National is, after the party supposed to be closest to the business community (although I would contest that).   National’s unidimensional economic policy of tax cuts is going to look extremely lame in comparison to the government’s broad strategy for economic transformation.  National is going to really struggle to mount any successful attacks on the government’s economic vision - not only because it is a bloody impressive one - but also because it now has to contend with one of the strongest defenders in Mallard.  You could call it an overkill having Mallard defending the Labour - but I forsee he will use the economic transformation message as a platform for a more devastating attack on National’s obvious policy vacuum.

I think the MSM are missing the real story of the reshuffle and that’s it’s significance on National. There’s a lot of rumination and speculation about whether or not this reinvigorates Labour - but it clearly has major implications for National.

Cold Reading: DPF’s prognostications

October 31, 2007

Well, it’s interesting to look back at DPF’s “insider” take on the Labour reshuffle gleaned, as he says from his conversations with MPs and journos. Well, as far as prognostication goes, it was fairly unremarkable.

DPF’s guesswork was shown to be just that; guesswork. He made a few educated guesses such as Maryan Street and Shane Jones - but this was not a remarkable insight. Virtually every wannabe political hack in Wellington was chatting about these possibilities.

There’s a trick done by spiritualists to give the impression they are receiving messages from “the other side” - it’s called cold reading. Basically, the trick relies heavily on people’s willingness to ascribe significance to some things (hits) while ignoring gaps.

In cold reading the spiritualist will make vague inquiries such as, “I am picking up someone whose name starts with an ‘M’ or it could be a ‘N’” The spiritualist then waits for someone to leap in a fill in the gaps. “Oh, yes,” says the hapless victim, “I had an Aunty Margaret - she passed on recently”. The spiritualist will then feel around with similarly vague guesses allowing the person to fill in the gaps - you know like “I get the sensation of a tightness in the chest…does that make sense”. Usually this would work because a lot of people die of heart failure or pneumonia - hell most of your major organs are in your chest region. So, while the mark might think it a remarkable guess - it’s fairly friggin’ obvious. But imagine the person says, that the chest things doesn’t make sense because Aunty Margaret died of a head tumour. At this point the spiritualist will make up something like “yes, that’s right. I see there was referred pain. ” or even more hokey, “oh, I see the pain is a breaking heart…was there sadness in her life?”. You get the point- the art of the spiritualist is to be vague enough to drive a bus through the holes but also glide over the misses without someone noticing.

Why am I boring you with a description of cold reading? Because it’s amazing how powerful it seems. Spiritualists can seem like they are truly receiving meaningful and private information - and they can sometimes get real lucky.  Skilled spiritualists know how to drive a fine line between generalities and specifics. Amazingly, spirtualists are often completely wrong - but the audience will not realise this and will only note the hits.

DPF’s noises about the reshuffle yesterday remind me of cold reading. Looking carefully at yesterday’s guesses you realise he was wrong as often as he was right. Like a spiritualist, though, he was careful not to be too specific. He couldn’t come right out and say such and such was out and such and such would get in because that would be too specific.  Instead he some sort of vague odds. This way he can always claim to be right. Tane was right to challenge the method.

OK, it’s actually not surprising DPF knew three fifths of fuck all about the Cabinet reshuffle…he’s a National Party stooge, not a Labour party stooge after all. But his prognostications were phrased as if he were somehow “in the know”. This is all part of David’s attempts to position himself as some sort of political expert. In truth, DPF is a type of political expert - as long as you’re interested in National party political expertise - otherwise his opinion is not worth much, to be honest.

Curia Curiosity

October 30, 2007

It’s interesting DPF’s disclosure statement is fairly demure about his company Curia. Curia is a polling company and in the company’s background information it mentions the company employs 38 people. I am not entirely sure whether these are full time employees, but regardless, it shows Curia is a relatively large polling company.

So, why would Kiwiblogblog be interested in Curia? If it transpired Curia’s main contracts were with the National Party, the Opposition research unit and other outfits closely aligned with the National Party it might be construed DPF is still effectively working within the National Party - albeit more lucratively than as a bog-standard party hack.

Don’t get us wrong - if DPF scored a decent contract with his former employers all power to him. But it might strongly reinforce the notion that DPF’s Kiwiblog is effectively a sponsored advertisement for the National Party.

Unfortunately we won’t be able to find out: This kind of expenditure by parliamentary parties is beyond the reach of the OIA.